Anonymous 714912237 >be >6'2" white dude >phone bill is due >use Cricket >used a fake name for the account because they dont check >don't remember what it is to Cricket store >black dude working >give

Anonymous 714912237
>be
>6'2" white dude
>phone bill is due
>use Cricket
>used a fake name for the account
because they dont check
>don't remember what it is
to Cricket store
>black dude working
>give him my number
>he looks up my name with my phone
number
>"Tyrone Watermelon"
>ohfuck.jpg
>he looks shocked
>looks up at me
>"your name is Tyrone Watermelon?"
>straight face
>"Yes."
>"really?"
>"Yeah."
>pay my bill
>all he can say is "...have a nice day"
>leave
>mfw