So last week, noticed my coworker kept saying weird phrases In meetings. Stuff like: “We'll take this to the synergy zone.” “Let’s triangle back on that.” “Put that in the Idea fridge.” No one reacted

So last week, noticed my coworker kept saying weird phrases In
meetings. Stuff like:
“We'll take this to the synergy zone.”
“Let’s triangle back on that.”
“Put that in the Idea fridge.”
No one reacted. Everyone Just nodded like it was normal. figured It
was some corporate lingo missed.
Day two, hear: verticalize that bandwidth.”
write it down to Google later. Nothing.
day three, starting to use them, too. "Yeah, we should put that
In the idea fridge.” People nodded. felt included.
Friday rolls around. He pulls me aside and goes:
“I've been making them all up. No one knows what they mean.”
HE GOT THE ENTIRE TEAM SAYING NONSENSE. Even the manager
threw out “triangle back” In a call.
Now the whole office Is trapped In fake jargon with no way out.
respect It. fear it.